I walked past the stairway on my way to the kitchen and saw a Barbie lying in a contorted heap on the floor at the foot of the steps. I paused and looked up and Emily was standing at the top of the stairs. "She fell," she said and her eyes narrowed as she stared me down. I walked quickly away, not wanting to acknowledge it. It's none of my business, right?
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Rose: "I asked my friend Charlotte what a TTY phone is, but I guess she didn't hear me."
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There's your funny for the day. You're welcome.
